Tamriel's most badass wuss

So I figured out the mechanics of this game and exploited the hell outta it. Lvl 25, everything maxed 'cept speed and light armor.

K, so of course, I'm not gonna play this through like this, so I set the difficulty all the way up.

Wow. I will still get 3 shotted by monsters. I didn't do the "perfect armor" with the reflect dmg and spells, just thought, maybe I was a bad mofo. I was wrong. So in hindsight, maxing the character to play on max diffy was not a great idea. However if I move the slider even an inch back.......

All that aside, reading someone elses story reminded me of one of mine. I deck out in 100% chameleon armor and get into the barracks in a town (can't rmember now). I start stabbin guards, using a variety of weapons I happen to have at my diposal. Well in this little massacre, I pull out a staff that does Shock dmg. I start shootin guys, they start flyin. High.

Oh. Yeah. Approx. 30 mins later I'm takin a million screenshots of guards all over the ground, lying on tables, hanging off staircase rails, everywhere. It was a blast.

Only later did I find out I needed them to defend their city......